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Why Your Baby Is A Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
BROUGHT TO YOU BY REAL BIOLOGY IRL. View Entire List ›
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The Vikings Were So Badass Even Their Religions Were More Metal Than Yours
“Why didn’t anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??” Preach, Dinosaur Comics. More theological raptors at Dinosaur Comics. qwantz.com discovery.com View Entire...
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10 Mundane Superpowers Every Twentysomething Wishes They Had
Comics that don’t judge you for being a SLOBLORD. The ability to enjoy a loud, crowded party without chugging a billion drinks. toothpastedinner.com The ability to Control+F or Control+Y in real life:...
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These Dinosaurs Would Make The Worst Inspirational Speakers Of All Time
Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics. GOOD EVENING THIS IS DINOSAUR TED TALKS. qwantz.com THE THING ABOUT INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IS ALL OF THEM...
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Why Driving Is A Poorly Designed Video Game
“Repetitive, boring, makes you fall asleep, results in death when you lose.” -Gamestop review of driving IRL. By Dinosaur Comics. qwantz.com Kevin Tang More philosophical raptors at Dinosaur Comics.
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Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" As Told In HOT MEMES
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME.” More raptor shenanigans at Dinosaur Comics! qwantz.com Ed. Note: the...
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9 Comics To Read On Sunday Morning
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists! From this week's Toothpaste For Dinner. The newest from Cat Versus Human. catversushuman.com From this week's Gunshow Comic. gunshowcomic.com...
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Why Batman Is Statistically Impossible (SORRY!)
There are 1000 billionaires worldwide. 1 in 2,307,692 humans have the athletic ability of an Olympian. Fewer see their parents die. Dinosaur Comics does the math. qwantz.com SORRY, Y'ALL! More raptor...
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8 Illustrated Truths About Finding Your First Apartment
“East Awesometown” = actually West Murderville. Setting realistic goals. amazingsuperpowers.com View Entire List ›
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What 'LOL' And 'YOLO' Mean To Parents
A lesson in internet acronyms by Dinosaur Comic. qwantz.com CONFIRM ALL YOUR PARENTS' FEARS: huffsterrrrr.tumblr.com More linguistic T-rexes at Dinosaur Comics. Kevin Tang
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Dating Tip: Prove Your Devotion By Making Yourself GROSS
True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube. smbc-comics.com True love is SABOTAGING YOURSELF. youtube.com But if you're single, making yourself awesome = A WIN-WIN?? qwantz.com View Entire List ›
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LinkedIn: A Social Network For Nerds Bragging About Their Jobs
167,903 emails: “Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)” qwantz.com More dinos who don't want to add you in their professional networks at Dinosaur Comics. Kevin Tang
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If Google Was A Person
That one time you touched poop? Google remembers, and will bring it up at every party. By Dinosaur Comics. qwantz.com Kevin Tang View Entire List ›
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5 Reasons You Can't Finish Writing Your Novel
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel. Reason #1: too busy blogging/live-tweeting a show. catandgirl.com Reason #2: too envious of the wide, appreciative audience golden age...
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Describing A Kiss In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
“Hey babe, let’s tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces.” Thanks, Dinosaur Comics. HOT. buzzfeed.com
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Why The Human Body Is The Buggiest Piece Of Machinery Ever
PRODUCT RECALL! By Dinosaur Comics. Commotio cordis is a phenomenon in which a sudden blunt impact to the chest causes sudden death in the absence of cardiac damage. This condition was first described...
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A Poem For The Gross Part Of Spring
The smell of thawing poop and dead leaves — still better than winter! By Dinosaur Comics. Heck yea, spring!! More at Dinosaur Comics. Consider supporting Ryan on Patreon! Kevin Tang
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How The 'Friend Zone' Can Be AWESOME
“The Friend Zone sounds like a place with lots of hot dogs and trampolines!” A lesson in adult friendship by Dinosaur Comics. Kevin Tang
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Why Being A Superhero Is The Worst Job Ever
“Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives.” Kevin Tang View Entire List ›
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The Hottest Template For Writing A Sex Scene
Dinosaur Comics tells all. More writing tips at Dinosaur Comics. Subscribe to his Patreon to read his comics one day early! This is an actual romance novel, by the way.
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